Are You Too Fat for the I'm Too Fat Onion Shirt?

I've yet to determine if I'm just offended and irritated that The Onion is selling a t-shirt that says "I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am" or if I can be bemused by it because clearly it must be some kind of deep cultural criticism because a skinny model is shown wearing a shirt and the shirt only goes up to XXL. That's right I said only. There was a time when "I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am" could have been my mantra had I only thought of it and during that time there was no way I was fitting into a XXL t-shirt.