The L Word Season 3 Week 7

I'm insanely busy at the moment working on a few projects that are very important to me personally and professionally so some things, like L Word recaps, are getting pushed to the back burner. I'm not sure when I'll be able to catch up and do proper recaps. But just in case any of you aren't actually watching the show and just want to know what happened (without the benefit of my snarky commentary) here is the most important stuff in short order:

- Tina was going to fuck a man she's working with (like they were little taking their clothes off and starting to get it on) but he made stupid comments about queers and lesbians and she had to literally smack him upside the head and not sleep with him.

- Shane and Carmen got matching tatoos of birds (cause birds are monogamous get it?) on the backs of their necks.

- Jenny's editor thinks she's weak and whiney. The editor wants to make Jenny's book into one of strength instead of eternal victim-hood. Jenny whines to the publisher and the editor takes herself off the project.

- Max is on testosterone which Jenny is injecting for him. He also has sex on the Planet bar with Billie who is later caught snorting coke in the Planet by Kit. Naturally Kit is hysterical.

- Dana does not make a good sick person. She is cold and cruel to Laura who is doing everything she can to take care of her. Eventually Dana demands that Laura leave. Laura doesn't want to but Dana forces her to and then later Dana spins a bullshit story about Laura abandoning her. Obviously she caught a contact crazy from Alice and Jenny.

- After sleeping with Dylan, Helena has now decided it's not such a good idea to be the other woman and tells Dylan they should just be friends. Dylan wants to still sleep together even though she still claims to be straight and has no intention of leaving her boyfriend.